Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.