When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
A dog knows what is 'no'.
Cause they know they're important.
An amputea
Because there's nothing wong with it.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
A: A violist playing octaves.
Coming unscrewed
Because he was bean stalked.....
Because the stalks are all ears.