What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What is the definition of a major seventh?

A: A violist playing octaves.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.