Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
The past tense of "moo"!
Somebody shot his dog
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Because they always steal the show.
