What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !