Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
By trying to jump rope.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Somebody threw the towel in.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because they always steal the show.