How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.