How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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Cold ones !

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.