How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.