A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Outlaws are wanted people
Might I conjure Ya
Both do hat tricks !
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
She had a fodder complex.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A fried Chicken leg
High treason.
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
They both made habits fashionable.
You better not make a habit out of this.