What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's