What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's another name for floor pie?

3

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's