What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.