What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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A: A dope ring.

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What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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A moosecut!

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Maine

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.