What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.