What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.