What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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I stopped butchering goats.

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Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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A Moosical

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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They're two Maine streams.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.