What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.