What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.