What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

State Jokes More State Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Road Trip Jokes More Road Trip Jokes

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!