Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.