Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.