Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.