When do vampires bite you?

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.