When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!