When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )