When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.