Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus