Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.