Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.