Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.