Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus