Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D