Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
All of them!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D