You're dead to me"
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An alligatorus
Premature Edraculation
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
A Brick.
M'laria
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
Don't bite it back in retaliation.
Because they'll bite us!
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Another black man bites the dust.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because he was biting.
The Holocaust
Professional courtesy.
He went back 4 seconds.
A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
His balk was worse than his bite!
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust
biting an apple and finding half a worm
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
A Hemogoblin
Make him wear shoes.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
A bite in shining armor.
Frost bite !
You owe Eve an O.
Don't bite any witches !
Well that bites.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Bite me.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
A: You get a dino-sore.
To improve his bite !
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
He wanted to improve his bite.
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Because they Muslim.
Start from scratch !
It has more bark than bite.
A tiger moth !
They'll both bite at anything!
On Wincedays.
it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
He cut all his fingers off !
Bit him naturally.
A computer with a lot of bites !
Because an itch in time saves nine.
A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Cause they want the D.
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Allahu Snackbar!"
Allahu Snackbar!
It was counter-inuitive.
Pod people.
idk
Squash.
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
Walking... JK Rolling
Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"
Have someone throw it at you.
Hire a cunning linguist.
