What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)