What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".