What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.