What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !