Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.