Chernobyl fallout.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
None. They glow in the dark.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
Because he might Pikachu!
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to