Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Chernobyl fallout

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.