Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.