Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle