Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.