Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Sky Diving Jokes More Sky Diving Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!