Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Sky Diving Jokes More Sky Diving Jokes

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!