Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

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Their i's don't work

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Because she was late.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.