How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.