How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Intermittenly.

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How does it feel son?

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That's grounds for divorce!"

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...