How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?