How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?