How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.