How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient