How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

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What's an asian's favorite drug?

HERROine

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.