How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

What do you call a confused Asian person?

Disoriental.

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient