How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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