Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

You might also enjoy:

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film?

Anti-chromactic

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours