Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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You put floss over his eyes.

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Maggie

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Hit.

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you put a windshield in front of them

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Put a windshield in front of them

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The property taxes were gastronomical.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

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Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

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