Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!