What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.