What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.