How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.