What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!