What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!