What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!