What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!