Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine