Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.