Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.