Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.