Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.