Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.