Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.