1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

10th Floor Jokes More 10th Floor Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.