1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

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1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.