How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.