How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.