How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.