Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."