Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!