Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!