3 in 1
A trifle!
Because he can't make 3's
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Cause they hate the French press
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
The look on their face while being nailed.