What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth