Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...