Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...