Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...