Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...