Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!