Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!