How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !