How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!