How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.