What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.