What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.