What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.