What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.