What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.