How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.