How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.