How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.