How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.