Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

World Jokes More World Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.