Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !