Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment