How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog