How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read