How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.