Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Public Place Jokes More Public Place Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.