Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.