What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.