What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.