What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners