What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.