How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.