He farts.
Son: "Who's farted"
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
A condom
When you don't use a condom.
removed
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
nothing, hes a fan.
Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.