What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!