What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money