What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Gas Money Jokes More Gas Money Jokes

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money