How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.