How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!