How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!