What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.