What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Previous Random Joke Next
Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

How do you ruin someones peaceful thoughts?

Puppymonkeybaby

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.