How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.