How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.