How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.