What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.