What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.