What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.