The star has a bright future.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Life eventually ends.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
More than likely you won't see any stars.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.