What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.