Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.