Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know