What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."