What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline