What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.