What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.