What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.