What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.