What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."