Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!