Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.