Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.