Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What is an Eskimos best friend?

pol ice

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light