Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.