Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.