How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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