How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !