How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.